About Us
If you’re in the process of naming your baby, you have certainly heard of a baby name consultant. We are a similar service but are baby name insultants. We are dedicated to ensuring that your baby’s name is not the reason they will be teased in school. We run baby names though a strict selection process, approaching the names at all angles. Names must be well thought out as you do not want your child to be tormented for your mistake. You also don’t want your child spending the first minute of every interaction they have explaining how to pronounce or spell their name.
A harsh reality as a parent is knowing that your child will be made fun of and teased at some point of their childhood. What makes it worse is when it’s your fault. We are here to ensure that the name you choose for your child will not be the reason they are ridiculed.
We look at how the names sound, what kids will tease, how adults will perceive them, and issues that your child may face later in life.
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Examples
Eaton
This child will be made fun of for being too skinny or fat. When someone asks where he is, another student is sure to chime in “Eaton” or “Not Eaton enough.”
Jenny
Jenny Craig is a surefire insult
Graham
You named your kid after a cracker. Most likely will be the butt of every joke on camping trips for the rest of his life.
Patti Case
Currently running for Oregon state representative, but also a game played by children in school. An overweight Patti would default to Fatty.
Amanda Lynn
The parent is either a musician or simply terrible at naming a baby.
I’munique
This one speaks for itself. This child will be made fun of for being ordinary. Her name will also be used to justify any oddities she may have. Best of luck getting taken seriously or landing that job. She will also hate autocorrect.
Ellie
If your kid is overweight, kids are sure to call her Belly.
Axel
Be original and choose a different car part